What is wrong with you lot? Why are you so fucking stupid? Well, maybe not you specifically, but your fellow humans, oh my.

I am, as you may know, a picture framer. I frame pictures. It is, almost exclusively, all that I do. My business name features the words “picture frame” in it.

However, I just had a customer come in - and I assure you, this is not an isolated event - to pick something up. Like about 70% of these morons, she doesn’t have her job docket, so I ask her her name. Plug it into the computer, nothing comes up [because, again like 70% of these dumb asses, she can never decide whether to give her first or last name, and so seems to alternate between the two] so I ask her what she was having done - y’know, maybe I remember doing it, and I’ll be able to find it amongst the 200 or so jobs in our store room currently.

“A picture frame,” she tells me.

That narrows it down, oh not at all, really, so I look at her expectantly, causing her to clarify.

“A gold one,” she reveals.

oh, for fucks sake.

I actually had to ask her *what she was having framed* before she would reveal this piece of information.

It seems TISM are right - You really are only five yards from a fuckwit.